We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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