Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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