capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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