i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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