Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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