Just fell off a train. Bad.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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