Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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