I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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