Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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