one two three fourrrrnication!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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