Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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