It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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