I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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