I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I would fuck him just for his dog
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