I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's never too late to be topless.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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