okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she peed on how many people?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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