Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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