i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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