Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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