he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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