what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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