your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
