Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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