every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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