i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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