I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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