You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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