We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
we're so committed to being not committed
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