apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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