Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think people are normalizing furries
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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