Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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