I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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