Please, let me fuck your mom
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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