I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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