Whod you bang
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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