Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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