you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
