She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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