Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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