are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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