hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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