Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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