You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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