You work out of a Hotel?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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