Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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