I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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