I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's official drugs can't kill me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize