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party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You smell like a Billy Joel song
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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