Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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