fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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