Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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