similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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