Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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