I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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