Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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