Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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