I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
then he tried to convert me to islam
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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