hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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