hell yes lets make some ravioli
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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