Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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